|I still save them, who cares if I don't stop to chat?
|News flash, pal. You're a little off the evolutionary chart yourself.|
|You don't smell human.|
|I'm really the last person who would comment on an eating
|I told her I was a vampire and daylight patio dining was out.|
|A cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer.
|I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a tiny step and there they were.|
|They show up, they scare us, I beat them up, and they leave.|
|All slay, all the time.|
|You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You stomp or yodel.|
|I think I speak for everyone here when I say, "Huh?"|
|I gotta have a plan? Can't I just have proactive pep?|
|Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead.|
|I know music. Music has notes. This is noise.|
|I had very definite plans for my future. I was going to be a fighter pilot. Or possibly a grocer.|
|A vampire in love with a Slayer. It's rather poetic, in a maudlin sort of way.|
|I'm sorry, baby. I'm a bad, rude man.
|Yeah, I killed a couple of slayers...|
|She's the gnat in my ear...|
|Drusilla's out of her mind. That's what I love about her|
|I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age - nerds
are in. They're still in, right?
| Does anybody mind if I pass out now?
| It used to be so much easier if a boy liked
you. He'd punch you in the arm and then run back to his friends.
|I don't get wild.|
|I have a plan. We wait and then Buffy saves us.|
|I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good.|
|I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide 'til it goes away.|
|I don't handle rejection well...|